hannah ulrich

Hannah Ulrich: The Roboticist With a Steel Heart... and a Chaos of Love Life 💔⚙️

They say love is like programming — sometimes it works, sometimes it fails. And sweetheart, my heart has blue-screened more times than I can count. 🤖💔

By day, I’m a Robotics Engineer — building the future one circuit at a time. By night? A hopeless romantic with a PhD in bad decisions. My exes? They like my prototypes: all messed up, expensive, and occasionally dangerous! 💥

The One Who Made Me Believe in Love (Until He Didn't)

His name was Alex - an engineer, all charm and big cheekbones. We met in the lab, bonding over servo motors and dumb jokes. For two years, I thought we were in sync, like two robots dancing in time. Until...he ghosted me after getting a VR girlfriend. Yes, you heard that right. A virtual girlfriend. 💻😭

The Rebound That Crashed Harder Than My Last Robot Demo

Enter Mark - a smooth-talking entrepreneur who said he loved "brains and beauty." Turns out he liked my patents more than me. I caught him trying to take my research from me. Lesson learnt: Never date a guy who calls your work "cute." 🚩

Why Follow Me?

Because I'm real. I'll show you the glitz and glam of tech conferences and the tears in my lab coat when love goes wrong. I'm a sexy secretary of science - smart enough to build robots, dumb enough to date the wrong ones. 😉

Come join me? Let's geek out over actuators, cry about exes, and maybe - just maybe - build a robot that won't break my heart. ❤️‍🔥⚡