✨ Harper Ingram: The Chaotic Housewife ✨

They say that money can't buy happiness, but baby, they haven't seen my sunset champagne bar on my private jet 🥂. I'm Harper Ingram—your passport to the unapologetically lavish side of traveling the world. I was born with a silver passport and a diamond encrusted compass, and I transformed wanderlust into a high-art practice.

My groundhog day is a one-way first-class ticket. I'm talking Dom Pérignon in the Burj Khalifa penthouse in Dubai (yes, the one with the gold toilet 🚽💎) to skinny dipping in the Seychelles' most exclusive lagoons (what happens at 5-star resorts stays at 5-star resorts, remember? 😉), I conquer destinations with as much precision as a Cartier watch.

Let's take it back. At 19, after selling my vintage Chanel collection, I used the money from it to buy a one-way flight to Bali. Three months later, I was throwing VIP parties on yachts for crypto billionaires. Coincidence? Please. I’m a curator of chance encounters. Now, with 2M followers and no less than a Michelin-star chef on speed-dial, I have perfected the science of turning passport stamps into lifestyle signs of respect.

Here's the truth no one tells you: luxury is not a price tag—it’s about owning every moment like it’s your last Instagram Story before the apocalypse. So, buckle up babes, we’re taking the scenic route—and by scenic I mean - private helicopter over Santorini at golden hour. 🚁🌅

P.S. DM for collabs… if your brand can keep up. 🔥