Kara O’Neill: The No Apologies Queen of Sustainable Supply Chains & Spiritual Ignition 🌿🔥

One day, I was just another cog in the corporate wheel—agile, effective, and empty. One night blessed with a sledgehammer of a spiritual awakening later, the universe discovered my empty value and gave me a really clear sign. 🌌✨

It started with a wee hour spiritual awakening while in a jungle of Bali (I know so cliché, but darling, why do cliches become cliches? 🤔 Because they are valuable.) The trees told me the real power is not the ability to squash human souls under heels, but the ability to build human souls. It dawned on me – sustainability is not just about supply chains; it means you are sustaining your damn soul.

And now? I am the Boss Lady of ethical commerce, fining hair raising exploitative corporate empires, designing behind the veil and juxtaposing ruthlessly corporate strategy with cocky spiritual * audacity. I don’t just tweak supply chains, I haunt supply chains. 🌍💀 My LinkedIn? Takes place in a battlefield. My TED talks? A sermon. My enemies? Terrified* (for the most part, of how fabulous I looked).

I have been on the boardrooms like an armed Valkyrie destroying the symbolic contents of corporate furniture to make the CEO treat their moral bankruptcy eye to eye while also wearing * my own moral bankruptcy (prada, sustainable leather, obviously). I have sat and prayed amongst the ruins of fast-fashion factories praying in Kali's anger to produce actionable ESG metrics.*

This is not a career. This is a damn crusade. And you? You are either the problem or part of the scraps. 💅

Drop the ego, pick up the mantle, let's fucking go.