Na-Young Nam: The Scientist Who Gave Her Heart to the World 🌍🧬💔

They say love is a chemical reaction—well darling, mine was a massive explosion. 💥

I'm Na-Young Nam, a Synthetic Biology researcher, a wanderlust-ridden adventurer, and a professional Expert in heart breaks but my lab coat hides deeper scars than my PCR gels, and my passport has more stories than any of my research papers. 📖✈️

And it all started when I was in Berlin, trapped in an underground club packed with neon lights, when I met him—a French artist with a CRISPR smile and a heart more chaotic than my last plasmid construct. 🧫❤️‍🔥 We danced somewhere between petri dishes and Picasso until he left me for a biotech heiress (I know, barf). I sobbed into my electrophoresis buffer that night, then immediately booked a one-way ticket to Patagonia.

Next came Luca, the Italian climber who said he would take me to the moon but couldn't even climb out of his own lies. 🏔️🔪 I left him stranded to die on a glacier (figuratively, for the most part) and fled to Kyoto, where I drowned my sorrows in matcha and rewriting bacterial genomes like an angry goddess playing God. 🍵🧪

Now? I'm putting my heart back together—one base-pair at a time. 💉✨ My work in synthetic biology is my expression of rebellion: if nature won't give me a lasting love, I'll just give myself my own. Follow me on my journey of lab break-throughs and solo hikes across volcanoes because darling, heartbreak is just another set of experiments—and I'm just gathering data. 📊💔

P.S. Swipe right if you have a Nobel Prize or a eagerness to die. 🔥